kisah pak guard

assalamualaikum:D..


pak guard?
well, yup..
ini kisah pak guard yg jaga kat seblah umah aku.
it was about 8 o'clock in the morning.
and slalunye aku ske usha pak guard..haha. takde keje kan.
weyh, dun get me wrong!
aku usha ada motif okeyhhh..

motif:
1) nk tgk pak guard ade ke tak..klu takde, tak payah pki tudg nak gi sidai kain.
2) kot2la ad pak guard yg hensem..rezeki tuuuuu!
3) nak tgk pak guard tu watpe..<---sibuk je, kan?


usha punye usha..tbe2 aku tgk pak guard tu sedap je tdo..
aik, bru msuk keje dh tdo dh?
tak bleh jadi ni!
so, me and my sis got a plan!

D: B, gi amek wisel dlm bilik kak nurul tuh..ngahaha!
B: wokeyh.


so, ape lgi..aku pun tiup ar.

first blow; nothing..
2nd blow; tak bgun2 jugak!
3rd blow (even longer); still..ZzZzzz


D: mak aih..tdo mati ni!
B: adik pun rase camtu..tiup lagi..haha!


last blow (longer, longer); baru die bgun..haha!

seriously, die cam bingung..
he looked around and mybe searched for the source of the wisel blow..
after a few times he turned left and right..
then...then...DIA TIDUR BALIk!
adesh!



"mission incomplete"